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[sebastienne]

Stolen from everywhere:

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.


Larger-than-life BBW, sweet & bubbly personality, librarian. Goth. Interests include alphabetising, musical theatre, and the internet. Seeks someone (age, gender, sexuality unimportant) to fawn over in an unreciprocated manner. Please note that any affection expressed will be treated with disdain, dismissiveness, and/or embarrassment.

(wrote this one first, but it's rather TOO accurate..) Larger-than-life BBW, queer, kinky, poly, seeks sub to cook, clean, and dress alluringly, while making minimal sexual demands.

Mmm, circulation training. You can tell that I'm taking this very seriously indeed, can't you?

Comments

[potatofiend.livejournal.com]

Pardon my ignorance, but what's BBW?

I'm sure it's really obvious and I'm just being thick.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

Stands for "big beatiful woman", but is generally an internet pseudonym for "awful fatty porn". Strictly true, while making me sound unattractive. Huzzah! This is a fun meme.

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

*whispers* I think you mean 'euphemism'.

Mine would include "must be happy to acknowledge the superiority of my opinions on any given topic at all times", clearly.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

haha, THANKYOU! i was sitting in a training session having to be silent and having a "tip-of-the-tongue" moment.. it was so frustrating i gave in & went with a word i knew was wrong.