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Sep. 20th, 2007 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sebastienneStolen from everywhere:
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Larger-than-life BBW, sweet & bubbly personality, librarian. Goth. Interests include alphabetising, musical theatre, and the internet. Seeks someone (age, gender, sexuality unimportant) to fawn over in an unreciprocated manner. Please note that any affection expressed will be treated with disdain, dismissiveness, and/or embarrassment.
(wrote this one first, but it's rather TOO accurate..) Larger-than-life BBW, queer, kinky, poly, seeks sub to cook, clean, and dress alluringly, while making minimal sexual demands.
Mmm, circulation training. You can tell that I'm taking this very seriously indeed, can't you?
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Larger-than-life BBW, sweet & bubbly personality, librarian. Goth. Interests include alphabetising, musical theatre, and the internet. Seeks someone (age, gender, sexuality unimportant) to fawn over in an unreciprocated manner. Please note that any affection expressed will be treated with disdain, dismissiveness, and/or embarrassment.
(wrote this one first, but it's rather TOO accurate..) Larger-than-life BBW, queer, kinky, poly, seeks sub to cook, clean, and dress alluringly, while making minimal sexual demands.
Mmm, circulation training. You can tell that I'm taking this very seriously indeed, can't you?
