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I have not consumpted. I have sung no arias, propositioned no flag captains, criticised no wallpaper.

I. Aten't. Dead.

And I'm coming back to town today. I'd say, "everyone to the pub to celebrate my return!" but I feel that would rather defeat the object of coming back and taking it easy.

Also, please to be filling me in on any vital things I may have missed in my week away, eg, any almost-armageddons, mysterious trolley thefts, or pro-animal-lab marches?