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you know you need new glasses when...

you see a man holding a baby wrapped in a white blanket out to his wife. it's only after she's taken a bite out of its head that you realise you are actually looking at a sausage baguette in a white paper bag.

Date: 2007-02-10 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathbyshinies.livejournal.com
Holy fuck, that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard...

Date: 2007-02-10 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ktroo85.livejournal.com
Maybe it was an Alice in Wonderland type baby but it got confused and instead of turning into a pig in turned into a sausage.

Date: 2007-02-10 06:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-02-10 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stronglight.livejournal.com
sounds like you have had a confusing day. x

Date: 2007-02-11 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-whybird.livejournal.com
A similar thing happened to me the other night - though I was in poor lighting, so I'm a bit more excused.

Thought 1: Oh, a man is walking down the street in the opposite direction to me. His hood is up and he has a black scarf covering his face from the nose downwards.

*continues walking*

Thought 2: HOLY LIVING FUCK HIS FACE IS ENTIRELY BLANK AND FEATURELESS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE EYES OR A SCAR WHERE HIS EYES OUGHT TO BE. THAT THING OUT OF EPISODE 4 OF SAPPHIRE AND STEEL IS COMING FOR ME.

*continues walking. Details resolve themselves.*

Thought 3: No. Wait. It is actually a black girl wearing a white baseball cap low over her face.

Thought 4: I need to get my eyes checked.

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