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Feb. 10th, 2007 02:28 pmyou know you need new glasses when...
you see a man holding a baby wrapped in a white blanket out to his wife. it's only after she's taken a bite out of its head that you realise you are actually looking at a sausage baguette in a white paper bag.
you see a man holding a baby wrapped in a white blanket out to his wife. it's only after she's taken a bite out of its head that you realise you are actually looking at a sausage baguette in a white paper bag.
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Date: 2007-02-11 08:51 pm (UTC)Thought 1: Oh, a man is walking down the street in the opposite direction to me. His hood is up and he has a black scarf covering his face from the nose downwards.
*continues walking*
Thought 2: HOLY LIVING FUCK HIS FACE IS ENTIRELY BLANK AND FEATURELESS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE EYES OR A SCAR WHERE HIS EYES OUGHT TO BE. THAT THING OUT OF EPISODE 4 OF SAPPHIRE AND STEEL IS COMING FOR ME.
*continues walking. Details resolve themselves.*
Thought 3: No. Wait. It is actually a black girl wearing a white baseball cap low over her face.
Thought 4: I need to get my eyes checked.