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I found my phone!

It was down the back of the bookcase. *blushes* sorry if I sent anyone on a wild-phone-chase.

I am very, very, disappointed that when I turned it on I did not have a barrage of voicemail messages and texts. In actual fact, I had none of either. Clearly I am not worshipped as a goddess like I should be. Work on this, puny mortals.

But oh, the heat. Wherever I am a goddess of, it is somewhere far north of here. Iceland? I could be a goddess of geysers. Perhaps I am the goddess of cool!

As you can see, the heat is causing me to have delusions. I demand a house-cooling party - cold ice being so much more pleasant in this weather than hot wax.

(disclaimer: inhabitants of warmer climes, I am fully aware that where you come from this is a cool winter morning and I have nothing to complain about. But I'm going to anyway. Mmkay?)

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