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[sebastienne]

forget pope palpatine: the illustration on the new lord voldemort toy is bloody scary.



boys watching football in the JCR amuse me. i love testosterone. i could read these boys' internal monologues like fanfiction - "oh, please score a goal! anyone on the team in red! if you score then we'll all scream, and jump around, and i'll get to hug him without looking like a fag. oh, please score. i want to touch him again. and see that look of joy on his face, the joy i so long to give him... oh, please, you must score! i have to keep touching him and he must never know why...oh - Oh - OHH - SCORE!!!"

Comments

[servalan.livejournal.com]

**dying of laughter over your 'monologue'**

*Grins inanely*

[dark-continuum.livejournal.com]

Might I possibleh be the first to remark that (it) looks like a dead Lucius in drag and I will never ever view lads watching football with the same exasperated cynicism ever again ;)

[e-sin-ohm.livejournal.com]

So true...

[chains-of-irony.livejournal.com]

XD!

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

aahahhahahaha!

... and yet that's quite sad, really.

[frightful-elk.livejournal.com]

:D Hahahah loving the monologue!
I'm tempted to print it up and leave it in the local on match nights, or is it too harsh to deny them that small pleasure?

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

ohh, if we know we're onto them then they might stop touching each other under any circumstances. and deprived of an physical contact at all, who knows what will happen to the poor boy in my monologue?!

[ahneta.livejournal.com]

...And obviously, footballers themselves are displaying their repressed lust for blokes in shorts when one of them scores a goal and they all jump on each other.