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[sebastienne]

Starship Captian! by Uberdude
Username
What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	puellaepie
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	sebastienne
Token Alien Scientist	wmintski
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	ladylick
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	jeasus
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	jacinthsong
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	nerdcakes
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	vardathemessage
Your ship's secret weapon	Orgasmatron
How dose your mission end?	Mutiny by the First Officer
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there now: wasn't that a better use of my time than writing this goddamn psychology essay?

people on my flist who know of a british show called 'what not to wear' (it's the one with trinny & susannah) what do you think of sebastienne's chances of getting a £2,000 shopping spree? mmmm, money. i'm filming my audition tape tomorrow.

and i'm gonna need it: the house we've put down a deposit for is by no means cheap. i was about to describe its location in detail; that's probably a bad idea, on a public journal, isn't it? "this is were i'm going to be living next year; come rape and kill me horribly": suffice to say that it is in a .very. good location, above a shop of which i am .exceedingly. fond. tim and laurie and me in the pansexual house of love, the house of OULES parties and frilly aprons and 'ballgowns, not dressing gowns!'

if you're coming to oxford next year (or are already here) watch out for us - we're gonna be notorious.

Comments

[nerdcakes.livejournal.com]

*bad scottish accent* Och! Ah cannae change the laws o' physics, cap'n! I just cannae do it!

[foulds.livejournal.com]

Can I be a stowaway? I'll be the nerdy socially maladjusted classical language one. Y'know, like Daniel Jackson. I'd be useful!

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

sounds good to me :) if daniel jackson is the dude from that stargate film, then you are *so* coming on this mission.

[chains-of-irony.livejournal.com]

Hey, I feel the need to defend his honour here. Daniel's not socially maladjusted or nerdy!!

*second thought* Oh, and er, neither are you.

[xhermiax.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you should have naked literary orgies gatherings.

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

(As opposed to raping and killing you nicely? Muahs)

Har, and I am living four thousand miles away from anywhere. IN A HOVEL. I wol be leik so bohemiene.

DUDE I'M GOING TO WRITE YOU A LETTERin the morning, i'm makin waffles

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

hahaha i just started writing you one half an hour ago :) have been eating lots of starburst (OPAL FRUITS!) so may be a little sugar-high.

statistics sucks donkey cock.

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

Yes they should be opal fruits like gopal fruits.

I writ two lines of it yesterday, mostainly they were incoherent. mmm cogency.

mm donkey cock. did that scare you? that scared me.