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sebastienne[draco & a bunch of slytherins have been bullying hermione in a corridor]
A shadow fell across the group. “Out of my way,” snapped a familiar voice, and Hermione looked up just in time to see Sebastienne dispatching Crabbe and Goyle with as much ease as if they were two anorexic midgets. Hermione’s heart stopped.
“Well, well,” Sebastienne drawled, stepping closer to Draco and Hermione, “Asking the delectable Miss Granger to the Ball, are we, Draco?” She looked at Hermione, who was deathly pale, except for two blotches of scarlet staining her cheeks. “Doesn’t seem to be having quite the desired effect, does it? Maybe you could use a few tips.” Sebastienne tapped a finger languidly against her lip as if considering the situation deeply. She turned back to Draco, who seemed absolutely speechless. “Ah, here we go. One. It is always preferable, in order to impress a woman, if your balls have dropped by the time you make your proposal. There is nothing more off-putting then sounding as if you have been inhaling the Second Element.”
Draco stared at her, looking as though he was frantically trying to put some sort of response together. “What?”
“Helium, my dear Draco. The Second Element is Helium.” Pansy Parkinson, perhaps out of nerves, or perhaps unprepared for the devastating onslaught of Sebastienne’s razor-sharp tongue, let out a high-pitched giggle. Sebastienne stalked closer to Draco, her gait slow and predatory. Suddenly she stopped and peered at his chin. “Darling boy, what is that on your chin? Dirt?” Her eyes widened in exaggerated recognition as Draco self-consciously reached up to stroke his straggly growth. “Oh, I see. Never mind,” Her tone was withering. “When you hit puberty that thing is really going to kick in.”
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A shadow fell across the group. “Out of my way,” snapped a familiar voice, and Hermione looked up just in time to see Sebastienne dispatching Crabbe and Goyle with as much ease as if they were two anorexic midgets. Hermione’s heart stopped.
“Well, well,” Sebastienne drawled, stepping closer to Draco and Hermione, “Asking the delectable Miss Granger to the Ball, are we, Draco?” She looked at Hermione, who was deathly pale, except for two blotches of scarlet staining her cheeks. “Doesn’t seem to be having quite the desired effect, does it? Maybe you could use a few tips.” Sebastienne tapped a finger languidly against her lip as if considering the situation deeply. She turned back to Draco, who seemed absolutely speechless. “Ah, here we go. One. It is always preferable, in order to impress a woman, if your balls have dropped by the time you make your proposal. There is nothing more off-putting then sounding as if you have been inhaling the Second Element.”
Draco stared at her, looking as though he was frantically trying to put some sort of response together. “What?”
“Helium, my dear Draco. The Second Element is Helium.” Pansy Parkinson, perhaps out of nerves, or perhaps unprepared for the devastating onslaught of Sebastienne’s razor-sharp tongue, let out a high-pitched giggle. Sebastienne stalked closer to Draco, her gait slow and predatory. Suddenly she stopped and peered at his chin. “Darling boy, what is that on your chin? Dirt?” Her eyes widened in exaggerated recognition as Draco self-consciously reached up to stroke his straggly growth. “Oh, I see. Never mind,” Her tone was withering. “When you hit puberty that thing is really going to kick in.”
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Date: 2004-08-08 01:52 pm (UTC)where is this? it looks interesting adn the dice told me to read fanfics for an hour...and a half
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Date: 2004-08-08 01:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 01:56 pm (UTC)