i want a pet dementor

[sebastienne]

mmmmmmmmmm yes. having now seen HP3 twice, i consider myself able to say,

1. where did peter pettigrew's clothes come from? and why didn't they disappear back there when he transformed back into a rat?

2. how come men don't understand time travel? the first time i saw it, i had to explain the time turner to my dad, the second time, to simon.

3. i'm worried about how much they're sexualising hermione. the girl is 14, she is not a sultry screen goddess. but then, alan rickman, with the random walking-around-corridors-in-the-dark thing, is always gonna out-sex any other actor.

4. no, he wasn't my remus. but, with random jazz and that STUPID tash, he was a good remus.

5. the remus/sirius! OMFG!! even my mum thought they were kissing at one point. 'this heart is where you truly live, remus'. and then sirius tells harry that those who love us never leave us, they live on in our hearts, and it's all so FORESHADOWY i almost died.

6. i also died for the marauders' map. NOT for the misspelling of MOONY, tho. THERE IS NO E IN MOONY!

it was so boiling in london today that i was wondering where i could buy a pet dementor, just as an environmentally-friendly air conditioning system. but i did buy the box set of LOTR soundtracks and eat vegan humous & falafel flatbread (*marries starbucks*), so i guess the day wasn't wasted.

it is funny, watching 'heterosexual' males sitting on rollercoaster rides like black hole and enterprise - the kind where you have to sit two to a car, with one person between the other's legs. the awkwardness with which some of them managed to keep physical distance in this sort of set-up was frankly astounding.

and you know something? i really am very gay.

Comments

[queerpup.livejournal.com]

I also puzzled over the Pettigrew's clothing mystery, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[blackness-box.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/blackness_box/44189.html#cutid1

Oh we agrees so very much. What's the cheapest price on a dementor these days? Also, Rickman in a frock = fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunn...

[hothien.livejournal.com]

Theres also the other mistery about how harry acctually went back in time the 'first' time to save himself. I mean surely he would have lost his soul the first time as there was noone there to save him, and then he would never have made it to the hospital to go back in time, etc

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO
Remus is not gay! Remus lives to deflower ME ME ME
BAD SLASH BAD SLASH DOWN BOY
altho i am so enamoured with LOTR slash now i have just watched ROTK on DVD it is UNBELIEVABLE. how did i not notice just how GAY sam and frodo were before?
it's the mystery of my life.
also, did u notice snape lying ON hermione? *does a little hermione/snape dance*
also, did u notice: hermione to harry: we must NOT be seen... then proceeding in an orderly fashion down the corridor in full view of at least one person?
also, the fat lady was SHIT. dawn french being....oh yea, dawn french. there was nothing JK-esque about that character.
*grumbles about stupid directors not really knowing HP*
*prays fervently that one day peter jackson will direct HP*
i know, i know, it will never happen but it is my lifelong dream.
ps this post is way too long.
pps im really going now.

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

altho i am so enamoured with LOTR slash now i have just watched ROTK on DVD it is UNBELIEVABLE.
Yahs, watched it recently yelling "phallus" because there's so much phallic rapage symbolism. Also noses play a rather large rôle in it.

*does a little hermione/snape dance*
Hahahahha Snermione. Or Hape.

*prays fervently that one day peter jackson will direct HP*
DEAR GOD NO. It would be about 28764 years long. And everything would be beautiful. Even Voldie would be hot. In fact he's probably already hot. Mmm hot Tom Riddle. HOT.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

we already know that tom riddle is HOT. there's no 'probably' about it.

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

noooo! peter jackson is the king of all that is good in the world of fantasy. i bet he writes REALLY GOOD fan fic.

he would immerse himself in the text and we would have no stupid RUBBISH like jamaican heads and singing dawn french, all of which are of course wonderful (apart from dawn french) but totally un-canon.

and at least if he was going for a beautiful approach he would weave it in and we wouldnt get stupid leaves falling to the ground or stupid birds flying into the stupid whomping willow (it was actually quite a good willow but why was it in a COMPLETELY different place to in the previous films? likewise hagrids hut...why god, why?) when we could have just had another GODDAMN GAME of QUIDDITCH or something equally important which the BASTARDS had ommitted instead.

*breathe* i am going to watch the OC, because that will never let me down. Outstanding.

ta-ta.

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

or Herape.
that's very rude.
i am shocked at myself *smiles evilly*

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

HMMMM NOT SO INNOCENT ARE WE?

(I'd know all about that, wouldn't I ... the madness within ... )

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

NO MORE "THE O.C" UNTIL SEPTEMBER????!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

I too was very distressed.

Do you agree with the Seth Cohen Is Hot school of thought or am I just a deviant?

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

I do agree, although I am more a Ryan kind of a gal, I feel.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

how did i not notice just how GAY sam and frodo were before?
it's the mystery of my life.

it's the joy of mine.

slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash. slash slash. slash.

remus is gay

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

yes! no to gay remus. down with gay remus. remus is for women!
also, sam and frodo quite beautiful with the gayness, altho the puppy dog sam eyes did get a bit TOO much for me at some points.

and i have also realised how rubbish orlando is, even in ROTK. this is very upsetting for me. the only part in which he is good is when he sweeps into frodo's bedroom quite majestically at the end and he doesn't even HAVE A LINE GODDAMNIT. possibly, this is the reason he is good. make that probable.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

that's all that orlando bloom is good at. looking pretty. they should pay him to stand around in the background of movies, not having any lines.

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

except in troy, brad pitt is prettier AND manages to inject realism into his delivery.
oooh. your icon is delightful. it's also making me feel very dizzy.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

thank you :)

have you ever seen hedwig and the angry inch, from whence this animation comes? it is adorable and lovely.

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

oooh no i haven't, but now i'm thinking i should.
OMFG, dude, i keep meaning to ask you. have you SEEN Crybaby? Johnny SINGS! he SINGS! and he is HOT and GOOD and DELECTABLE.

also, i watched the house music video on friday (don't ask) and they filmed the adjudication. me and u jumping around like idiots. rather amusing, my lovely.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

i saw crybaby in the cinema, during a 50's season at the PCC (http://www.princecharlescinema.com) a couple of months ago. it was, indeed, delectable.

who has that video? i'd really like to watch it. and we are idiots, dahling.

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

but you know, you can't buy Crybaby, it's out of print! Woe.
you could ask dear olly to have a copy made for you, or else i have it and will gladly lend it you, thought i suggest that when i get a copy of house drama, too, we all get together and have a kingsley fest :)

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

yes! a post-exam kinglsey-fest!

i am so there :)