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[sebastienne]

On meeting Queen Elizabeth, George W Bush turned to her and said:

"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry, Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while, then said:

"How about a Principality, then?"

To which the Queen replied:

"Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

George thought long and hard before coming up with:

"How about an Empire, then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed now, replied:

"Sorry, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor.

Before George W could utter another word, the Queen said:

"Besides, I think you're doing quite nicely as a country."

Comments

[billyphatu.livejournal.com]

It took me a few minutes to get that actually.... hehe.

What's even greater is that I had Blazin Squad on TOTP on MUTE, and John Cage's 4'33" (the silent piece) on Radio 3...and guess which one was better?

[soliloquy-sound.livejournal.com]

I came across you randomly via oxonians....did you get an offer? I'd tell you that I'm here and there's no-one here like me either, but that's ok.
x

heehee

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

that is a funny joke. hehe. it took me a while to get it tho *blushes*
hey emma loo i read some of your fan fic! i love through the keyhole its so rude and kool ;) VERY well written. you have an excellent gift for managing to be v.rude but subtle - sticking to the r-rating constraints. ive written some fic which i was inspired by yours to publish (warning: it's crap.) but some of it is SO graphic im guna have to tone it down before i post all of it hahaha...
http://www.fanfiction.net/~ladylick
if you ever feel like reading a buffy or legolas fantasy...
unfortunately im not sure itll interest you as there is no slash (YET) ;)
al xxx
ps house drama tomoz nite do not forget!!!!!!

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

yup - psychology & philosophy at wadham. (prays for As)

your journal interested me - i've added you. hope that's ok.

Re: heehee

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

wow, that buffy fic is *long*!

how long have you been writing for, huh?

and i do read non-slash fiction... sometimes...

besides, willow/oz is purdy. i'll forgive its heterosexuality just this once :p

Re: heehee

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

heterosexual sex can be GOOD. but then so can female on female. i had two dreams in a similar vein last nite, of which i have published in my latest lj journal entry, tho i didn't scare ne1 by going into details. (haha if you read it - i didn't do the dreams justice. angeline was gooood) i MUST write a fic about her soon.
have been writing the buffy fic since the summer, methinks. legolas fic i just started on friday *grins* needs reviews tho.
the buffy fic is looong! ive only published about half of it! the other half involves graphic SEX so i have to change it before i can put it on poopy old R-rated only ff.net. *sulks*
it was hot, i tell you. now will have to simply add something tasteful yet succint, like "and then he ravished her in manner of hairy primate".
hmm. think it lacks punch, somehow.

Re: heehee

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

but the word 'ravished' is just bloody fantastic!

and anyway, ff.net is hardly what i'd call...umm...moderated. you can totally get away with being rather smutty. just don't be completely pornographic & you'll probably be safe.

i have written het fic - just, involved cross-dressing on both parts. predictable? moi?

hehehe.

Re: heehee

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

hehe but dearest you said through the keyhole was smutty and made me feel like a complete pervert when i then re-read mine :p
they are TOTALLY pornographic woops. but so much fun ;) *sigh* will have to work on moderations.
it's scary how my porn writing is way better than my actual writing...
me, a disatisfied virgin? how could this be?
ps am going to read the aragorn cross-dressing fic VERY soon. am strangely intrigued...