Hate to say you told me so?

Merlin: the anti-Shrek since 2008.

I know that you all told me, that just because a show teases me with the possibility of slashiness it will never deliver, that does not mean it is actually a good show. I'm going to keep watching it, because apparently I am a tremendous masochist, but really; does your Big Bad absolutely have to be a fat wrinkled dark-skinned woman who speaks with a "lower class" accent and dares to have desires and bodily functions? I'm particularly taken with the fatsuit (hoho she gets stuck in chairs! her breasts don't defy gravity!) and the extended comedy scene about how ridiculous it is that Uther would be attracted to her.

Urk. I should never have started this, should I...