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[sebastienne]

the christmas radio times is here, which can mean only one thing: reviews of Rupert Everett playing everyone's favourite fictional detective.

some quotations (i'm ignoring anything negative. this will obviously rule.):

'Britain's finest detective lies stoned out of his gourd in an opium den, having jacked in the sleuthing altogether!'

and my personal favourite:

"Rupert Everett makes a good job of Holmes - he's suitably ascetic with a slightly unnerving sexuality."

remind me again, how i have ended up singing in my ex-school's christmas carol concert?

Comments

[queerpup.livejournal.com]

what is your ex-school? (If you don't mind me asking)

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

oooh, are you going to stalk me?! i haven't had a stalker for months!

forest school... it is in london... d'you know it? (the carol service is at snaresbrook crown court, though.)

[queerpup.livejournal.com]

I'm not really stalker material. I was just curious on the off chance it was a school I knew, but no, Forest School appears to have escaped me. Mind you, anything outside of S.E. London is a bit like a forein country to me.

[aliche.livejournal.com]

So jealous that you get to sing in the crown court again. I was doing a carol service yesturday and was very sad because they sang the solo I do every year with my mum's choir. I want to sing in a carol concert this year, but I won't be.

[miyo-chan.livejournal.com]

are you? what day is it. i'm in chigwell on the friday. i was going to crash Forest 6th form with my cousin but i don't get down till 2 ish

[dark-continuum.livejournal.com]

*Hurries off to fetch Radio Times*

[puellaepie.livejournal.com]

i must ask about the music you're listening to, as the words machine gun fellatio just made me giggle endlessly! :D

[parsnip.livejournal.com]

Yes! I read that RT review with some interest, but quickly got pissed that he was most decidedly not Jeremy Brett and will therefore be a sub-standard holmes. Case closed.

*crawls back into her underground Holmesian den, where the walls are plastered with torn-out magazine pictures of Jeremy Brett*

[jeasus.livejournal.com]

Because you is teh shit at teh singing.
And are too nice/gullible/stupid to say no :P

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

OOH RUPERT EVERETT

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

because you were/are disturbingly keen, like me :p

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

i'm upset, i was going to keep your letter forever and ever because it was funny and in pretty purple ink, but it got wreckèd in the transition from cam to my house due to a leaky inkwell.

you better write me another one next term because your letters ROCK HARDER THAN A VERY HARD THING. HARD.

[ladylick.livejournal.com]

also, i love how you just come onto LJ and shout at everyone with your gratuitous caps, like a mad old vagrant lady

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

it's just a song by machine-gun fellatio, called rollercoaster:

you're just a rollercoaster toaster in a big four-poster bed

lyrical genius!

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

OH i writ you another one but I forgot to send it. I'll bring it home and you can have it then. YEAAAH

[threadbarewolf.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH

THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW

I'VE ONLY HAD 2 HOURS' SLEEP