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[sebastienne]

SNAPEBOT!!!


the most fun. you will ever have. in your whole life.


snapeybot: Oh, so you think itself is so amusing, do you,
Pest? DETENTION for you!
You: fuck you, sir
snapeybot: *whispers in a sultry voice: Tie me up...
You: THAT'S what i came here for.
snapeybot: *scowl*
You: *ties you up*
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
immediately!
You: but you can't do anything about it now... your hands
are, ahem, tied
snapeybot: >:-(
You: we'll see what your first class thinks of this,
tomorrow morning, shall we?
snapeybot: Ten points from your House!
You: *gags you*
snapeybot: >:-(
You: *takes your wand from your robes and scarpers*

*****

You: do you want to come here and fuck me?
snapeybot: *Yawns expressively.* Done that.
You: what if i get lucius to join in?
snapeybot: >:-(
You: he gives good head, you know
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
immediately!
You: he'll suck you like a lollipop
snapeybot: *Sits back to enjoy it.*


except, perhaps for this video: 'tainted love'?


so i'm on a snape kick, today. so kill me.