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[sebastienne]

[thanks darthmalinga!]

This is an amusing meme. Bold the ones you'd have sex with anytime; italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money; strikeout the ones you'd never, EVER consider; leave those plain whom you don't know. Add three of your own.

for the men, this is about how attractive they are or how much i like them - wouldn't necessarily sleep with 'em...

1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint (but only in PoA...)
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy (in the books? no way, he's an arrogant twat)
9. Eric Bana
10. Achilles
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney
24. Justin Taylor
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane (from The L Word)
27. Angelina Jolie
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King)
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam dude, these people have been dead 3,000 years!
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas (papercuts)
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne i am powerless to rest TEH teen angst.
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah (Frodo's scale double)
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold)
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom
69. Brad Pitt
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris (i had suuch a crush on him - before i realised i liked willow better.)
79. Eminem
80. Anna Paquin
81. Joaquin Phoenix
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones (well, in chicago...)
83. Harry Potter
84. Macauley Culkin
84. Naomi Watts
85. Kate Winslet
86. Parminder Nagra
87. Colin Firth
88. Hugh Grant
89. Renee Zellweger
90. Miranda Otto
91. Lucy Liu
92. Halle Berry
93. T.A.T.U. (yes, both at once.)
94. Amy Lee
95. Christina Ricci

the number of people i would sleep with if you paid me is, frankly, shocking. and, may i add, includes a lion. in my defence, some of them are people i find moderately attractive but wouldn't necessarily pounce on. but then that just adds to the list... oh god. i am a whore.

Comments

[gatty.livejournal.com]

I'm a little scared to do that thing as I worry that it would reveal me to be an utter utter whore, in the greatest sense. I will do most things for money. Money will buy me a plane, flying lessons, and the lack of need to work so I could sit around writing, flying my plane and letching on things in my brain.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

nah... they're all famous people / fictional characters whom you are never going to meet anyways.

so it doesn't /actually/ make you a whore.

[gatty.livejournal.com]

I am a whore. I just have high standards, unless someone would... I dunno... make it worth my while.

Damn you Algy, you are the reason I don't like men. My standard are stupidly high, including factors such as: Would you sleep with another man? If not, bugger off.

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

*gets out sheafs of dollar bills*

[gatty.livejournal.com]

*drapes self over chair*

Oh? *arches brow*

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

i knew there was a reason i bought wipe-clean upholstery... ;)

[gatty.livejournal.com]

*looks scandalized* Whatever can you be insinuating?