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Feb. 19th, 2004 12:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sebastienneA Ship In Time
On an unclean and twinkling morning, cap'n jack sat in my bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His fingertip ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect frank'n'furter to love someone with a mushroom-shaped cock?
Dirtily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sexuale angry marilyn manson CD, all on a summer's day. I wish my frank'n'furter would rub me, in his own perfect way..."
"Do you?" frank'n'furter sat down beside cap'n jack and put his hand on cap'n jack's nose. "I think that could be arranged."
cap'n jack gasped beautifully. "But what about my mushroom-shaped cock?"
"I like it," frank'n'furter said sexually. "I think it's horrific."
They came together and their kiss was like the loff of sam and frodo which dared not speak its name.
"I love you," cap'n jack said craftily.
"I love you too," frank'n'furter replied and rubbed him.
They bought an iguana, moved in together, and lived cruelly ever after.
try it yourself!
today i went to see LOTR for the 4th time. a.g. is obviously a bad influence on me, as i ended up having far more ice cream than was strictly necessary. and she's as much as a slasher as some of you guys, honestly! and i will never get over sam & frodo & the loff. ever. in fact, i am going to embroider a slogan of some description onto the top i'm currently making myself. anybody got any witty sam/frodo phrases they'd like to share?
On an unclean and twinkling morning, cap'n jack sat in my bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His fingertip ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect frank'n'furter to love someone with a mushroom-shaped cock?
Dirtily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sexuale angry marilyn manson CD, all on a summer's day. I wish my frank'n'furter would rub me, in his own perfect way..."
"Do you?" frank'n'furter sat down beside cap'n jack and put his hand on cap'n jack's nose. "I think that could be arranged."
cap'n jack gasped beautifully. "But what about my mushroom-shaped cock?"
"I like it," frank'n'furter said sexually. "I think it's horrific."
They came together and their kiss was like the loff of sam and frodo which dared not speak its name.
"I love you," cap'n jack said craftily.
"I love you too," frank'n'furter replied and rubbed him.
They bought an iguana, moved in together, and lived cruelly ever after.
try it yourself!
today i went to see LOTR for the 4th time. a.g. is obviously a bad influence on me, as i ended up having far more ice cream than was strictly necessary. and she's as much as a slasher as some of you guys, honestly! and i will never get over sam & frodo & the loff. ever. in fact, i am going to embroider a slogan of some description onto the top i'm currently making myself. anybody got any witty sam/frodo phrases they'd like to share?