I think you've got it the wrong way round, my dear.

Ecclestone and Tennant have clearly been playing a screwed up alt-universe RPG for the last four years - "post-time-war" is like saying "post-apocalyptic"! - and Morrissey is the real Ninth Doctor, from the still-extant Gallifrey, where Romana is president.

This theory, and indeed the Master-spotting, entirely due to the combination of the following things:

- other people in my workplace being better geeks than me
- the judicious application of mulled wine